...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I have fence marks all over my body
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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