That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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