Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I look better un-naked...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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