I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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