ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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