Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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