I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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