The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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