if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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