Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
A+ Viking dick
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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