Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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