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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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