worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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