Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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