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(301): View more from Maryland

please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now

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(206): View more from Washington

weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.

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(613): View more from Ontario

She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"

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(810): View more from Michigan

Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words

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(336): View more from North Carolina

There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n

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