so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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