Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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