ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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