Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She's just so happy...and so naked.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i think we sleep fucked last night...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize
