Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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