just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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