No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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