he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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