people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
