Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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