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we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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