I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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