Do you still have your period?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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