Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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