Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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