I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
honey bunches of taint.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I am never drinking with the goths again.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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