i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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