And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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