I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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