Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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