Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
