oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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