how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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