why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Randomize
