so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Randomize
