What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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