why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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