i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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