Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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