Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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