What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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