Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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