i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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