I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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