Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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